January 2012
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Natalie Portman is perfect. In every way shape and form.
Jan 1st
Nothing else matters because my mom made me alcohol. Therefore I shall party with her.
Jan 1st
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welcome 2012, a.k.a, the year The Hunger Games...
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Feel free to kiss my icon when the ball drops.
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December 2011
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I solved my hunger by eating chips and cheese dip.
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ihasnoafroanymore answered your question: I’m hungry, but i’m too lazy to cook I want to… WATCH MY LITTLE PONY MOTHERFUCKER lol :P caticorns answered your question: I’m hungry, but i’m too lazy to cook I want to… Trade sexual favors for food. Lol, I don’t want to end up like those whores on Maury “I EVEN HAD SEX WITH A GUY FOR A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER!!1!!” ...
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I’m hungry, but i’m too lazy to cook I want to order take out, but I don’t want to spend money WHAT DO I DO?
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I can't believe it's almost been a whole year...
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Suddenly everyone on facebook finds out about the new zodiac. 
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harrygleekinpotter replied to your post: I never understood why today was so important…. it’s important because it’s my birthday duhh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :D (for the millionth time <33) lbiutiful replied to your post: I never understood why today was so important…. It starts the end of the world.
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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I never understood why today was so important.  It’s just like every other day. Only the population of drinkers increases by a lot. Whatever. 
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